Saturday, February 11, 2012

Doc Brown's exclusive pics of Blue Ivy Carter as the years go by



Doc: Jigga, you gotta come back with me!



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Jigga: Where?






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Doc: Back to the future.



Jigga: Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc?



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Doc:  Come outside and get in the car.


Jigga: No, no, no, Doc, I just got here, OK, Beyonce's here, we're gonna take Ivy out in the new Maybach for a spin.


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Doc:   Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.


Jigga:   Wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What do we become assholes or something?


Doc:   No, no, no, no, no, Jigga, both you and Beyonce turn out fine. It's your kid, Jigga. Something has got to be done about your kid. Here's some pictures I took so you can see for yourself:


Doc:   Here's the first picture of Blue Ivy that you and B displayed to the world


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Doc:   And here is a picture of Ivy 6 months after those exclusive photos


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Doc:   Here's Ivy graduating from one of the country's most prestigious elementary bording schools.






Doc:   And here's Ivy in her junior year in college


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Doc:    Jay. You my man and all...But i'd smash!
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Doc: Here's Ivy at the age of 30 after taking over the 40/40 club





Now pay close attention Jigga because this is where things go left for Ivy.  Success has been good to you and your wife and this success allowed you to give Ivy the best that life can offer. After Ivy takes over the 40/40 club she pretty much has all of your businesses in her grasp. You and B are getting old in age and Ivy developed a great sense of business skills, so much that you turn all of your assets over to her and she becomes your beneficiary .  But there was one area where you left a hole open allowing an infiltrater to take it all away from you.  Do you remember when You went after Nas in 2001 with "Takeover" followed by "Super Ugly"?


Jigga: (laughs) How could I forget?


Doc: Well Nas never forgot either. He made peace with you in the mid 2000's but he never really was at peace. He was always plotting his next move because of that disrespect.    Its all right here in this book. Law #19 of  The 48 Laws of Power/: Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person: Nas is whats classified in the book as " The Serpent with a Long Memory."   Nas waited years and years and when the right opportunity presented itself, he used his son Knight to seduce your daughter Ivy, just like he seduced Beyonce when they were on the set of that "You Owe Me" video.




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Jigga:  What!?




Doc:  Didnt you read Carmens tell all book? When she spoke on how after the video shoot she found B's phone number in Nas back pocket while she was doing the laundry?




Jigga:  Nobody read that book!




Doc: You know what?...Forget I brought that up....Anyway, So Nas trains his son Knight in the art of seduction. Knight then seduces your daughter. One thing leads to another and Ivy signs her estate and all your hard work over to Knight.  Everything. Your businesses, The 40/40 club, The Rocafella catalogue , Rocawear, the partial ownership of The Nets.......Everything.


Here's a picture of Nas and Knight toasting it up after releasing that second dose of ether. 
(as you can see Nas used your money to keep himself looking very young)

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Knight then hands all of his new assets over to his dad. Nas soon liquidates all of your businesses and becomes very rich and powerful, eventually starting up his toxic waste company Nasco and a casino hotel in Hill Valley (at least 27 stories high), named "Nas's Pleasure Palace", changing the laws of New York to legalize casino gambling in 2044. Nas will apparently use his/your money to influence American politics as well as New York politics. In addition to his lobbying of legalization of gambling before the New York Legislature Nas also spearheaded to add a 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which allowed people to smoke weed in the streets without cops harrasing. Work release and parole are eliminated throughout the country and undercover cops cease to exist in America.




In the end....Ivy is left haggard, turned out, broke and riding the train at 40 years old. A far cry from where you were at the age of 40.




Doc:  This is why its important that we go into the future and stop this from happening








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Jigga:   This looks serious.....

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.........Open up that passenger door.....I'm going with you. I'ma leave B and the baby here tho. Ay Doc dont you think you need to back up The Delorean a bit. We don't have enough road to get up to 88



 Doc:  Roads? Where we're going we dont need roads.

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